It was Palm Sunday and, because of a sore throat, five-year-old Johnny stayed home from church with a sitter.
When the family returned home, they were carrying several palm branches.
The boy asked what they were for.
"People held them over Jesus' head as he walked by," his older brother explained.
"Wouldn't you know it," the boy fumed. "The one Sunday I don't go, He showed up!"
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Game Plan
An irritated mother asked her naughty child, "How do you expect to get into heaven?"
The child thought about it and said, "Well I'll just run in and out and in and out and keep slamming the door until St. Peter says, "For heaven's sake, come in or stay out!"
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Double Trouble
A couple had two naughty little boys, aged 8 and 10, who were always getting into trouble.
The boys' mother heard that there was a priest in town who was good at correcting children. So, she decided to send her 8-year-old son in the morning and her 10-year-old in the afternoon.
The priest, a huge man with a loud voice, made the younger boy sit down and asked him strictly, "Where is God?"
The boy's mouth dropped open, but he sat there, wide-eyed and said nothing.
So the priest repeated the question in an even louder voice, "Where is God!!?" Again the boy made no attempt to answer. So the priest raised his voice even more and shook his finger in the boy's face and yelled, "WHERE IS GOD!?"
The boy screamed and ran from the room, directly home and hid in his cupboard, slamming the door behind him. When his older brother found him, he asked, "What happened?"
The younger brother, gasping for breath, replied, "We are in BIG trouble this time, dude. God is missing - and they think WE did it!"
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Happy Birthday
A mother took her three-year-old daughter to church for the first time just before Easter. The church lights were lowered and then the choir came down the aisle, carrying lighted candles.
All was quiet until the little one started to sing in a loud voice,
"Happy birthday to you. Happy birthday to you..."
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BTW i like this cartoon very much
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