Wednesday, August 24, 2005

Gulf visa

In a poor zoo of India, a lion was so much frustrated as it was offered not more than 1 kg meat a day. The lion thought its prayers were answered when one of Gulf countries Zoo manager visits the zoo and requests the zoo management to shift the lion to the Gulf Zoo.

The lion was so happy and started thinking of a central A/c environment, a goat or two every day and a residence permit also.

On it's first day after arrival, the lion was offered a big bag, sealed very nicely for breakfast.

The lion opened it quickly but was shocked to see that it contained few peanuts. Then the lion thought that may be they cared too much for him as they were worried about his stomach as he had recently shifted from India.

The next day the same thing happened.

On the third day again the same food bag of peanuts was delivered.

The lion was so furious, it stopped the delivery boy and blasted at him,
"Don't you know I am the lion...king of the Jungle..., what's wrong with your management? What nonsense is this? Why are you delivering peanuts to me?"

The delivery boy politely said, "Sir, I know you are the king of the jungle but ......err....... didn't you know that you have been brought here on a 'monkey's visa."?


കലേഷ്‌ കുമാര്‍ said...

കൊള്ളാം! :)

silverine said...

Funny! Where do you get all these jokes from?? :))

monu said...

hello silverline ...

when i get a good joke forwarded by somone, i keep it with me.

after all laughter increase your life span ;)..chummaaa..

BTW i posted some jokes these days becasue i was too busy to write something in my blog...