Indian Scenario

Scenario 1
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Two guys are fighting and a third guy comes along, then a fourth and they start arguing about who's right.
You are in Kolkatta.

Scenario 2
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Two guys are fighting and a third guy comes along, sees them and walks on.
That's Mumbai.

Scenario 3
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Two guys are fighting and a third guy comes along & tries to make peace.The first two get together & beat him up.
That's Delhi.

Scenario 4
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Two guys are fighting. Both of them take time out and call their friends on mobile. Now 50 guys are fighting.
You are in Gujarat.

Scenario 5
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Two guys are fighting. A crowd gathers to watch. A guy comes along and sells "Feni", now everybody is fighting.
That's Goa.

Scenario 6
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Two guys are fighting. A crowd gathers to watch. A guy comes along and quietly says that "AMMA" doesn't like all this non sense --- Peace comes in.
That's Chennai.

Scenario 7
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Two guys are fighting. A crowd gathers to watch. A guy comes along and opens a tea shop near to it.
That's Hyderabad.

Scenario 8
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Two guys are fighting and a third guy comes in .He writes a software program to stop the fight but the intensity of fight increases because of a bug in the program.
That's Bangalore !!!!

Scenario 9
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Two guys are fighting. A crowd gathers to watch. Someone calls police. Police comes and starts lathi charging all the people crowded there. Someone throws stones to police. Police throws it back. Some people are arrested. Damages to the shops nearby. Next day, harthal declared by one party, so holiday declared by government.
You are in Thiruvananthapuram, the capital city of Kerala.

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This is a joke :D..and is not intented to hurt anyones feelings or pride.