Tuesday, March 21, 2006

Noah was a drunk
Abraham was too old
Isaac was a daydreamer
Jacob was a liar
Leah was ugly
Joseph was abused
Moses had a stuttering problem
Gideon was afraid
Samson had long hair and was a womanizer
Rahab was a prostitute
Jeremiah and Timothy were too young
David had an affair and was a murderer
Elijah was suicidal
Isaiah preached naked
Jonah ran from God
Naomi was a widow
Job went bankrupt
John the Baptist ate bugs
Peter denied Christ
The Disciples fell asleep while praying
Martha worried about everything
The Samaritan woman was divorced, more than once
Zaccheus was too small
Paul was too religious
Timothy had an ulcer
and Lazarus was dead!

........so i believe god can use me .......

2 Comments:

  1. divas!!! said...
    omg omg omg [:P]
    have u written it ????
    its hillarious
    and honestly true
    as an atheist i think who so ever has written it has done real justice with "GOD"
    silverine said...
    Amen!!! Now I feel much better :p

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