Saturday, August 27, 2005

Your friends know you are a Malayalee when..

You are staying outside India, and your friends know you are a Malayalee when..

1, You have rocks, sticks, leaves and strange-smelling, unknown substances in your kitchen for use as medicine or in your dinner.

2,You owns butcher knives bigger than your head.

3, Lipton Tea is bought by the bulk, (especially when there is a sale for it.)

4, Your brothers and sisters names rhymes or have the some letter to start with as yours.(ex:- siji , biji ligi , tiji ....)

5, You explain to everyone, "That funny name is my house name(family name)/Caste name." (applies to mee )

6, You hide the fact that you have a boyfriend/girlfriend.

7, Your North Indian friends mention a Hindi movie, you say that Malayalam version was the original one and that it was better. (i have said it several times..and even fights with my northy friends)

8, "Patti", "Thendi" and "Potten" are commonly used expressions of insult. and u r non-mallu friends says it more often than you.

9, You create a name for yahoo, hotmail, IRC or AOL chat rooms it's always some name like "Thenga", "manga" ,"Pichati", or names of film charcters or TV serial charcters.(ex : kadmattathu kathanar, kayamkulam kochunni, udayon etc etc)

10, Whenever a foreigner talks about India, u tell him that u should go to kerala, which is gods own country ..and u will give him all the statistical data..like 100% literacy, greeenary, backwaters etc etc ...and sometimes a word of caution that north india is not good as kerala

and lot more to come .....

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I blogged this just for fun...and is not intented to hurt any malayalees pride or feelings


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Anonymous said...

Again to the guy who said mallus are bastards and should be kicked away from other states. The funny thing about this person or persons of his ilk is their hypocrisy. A person of this type if he is asked whether kashmir should go to pakistan will instead give a long winding speech about the unity and integrity of india, about unity in diversity blah, blah. An idiot who wants kerala in his country but not malayalees. That is why I always take it with a pinch of salt when indians say all this hocus pocus about unity in diversity. Haven't we seen the anti tamil riots in bangalore, anti hindi agitation in tamil nadu, anti north indian and anti south indian agitation in maharashtra, anti bihari riots in north eastern states, anti hindu punjabi killing by khalistanis. Indians should compare their so called pathetic development with what you see in western countries and develop humility. The natives of so called industrialized states of india will then realize that their cities are nothing but shit holes when compared to western countries and cities. That will perhaps tame their arrogance and egoism of providing employment to outsiders.

Anonymous said...

this sindhi guy is such a hypocrite, isolation must be of his wife in his house, bcoz of the insecurities of the inlaws that they dont want to share their son with their DIL. They have tried every trick in the book to keep their son away from their DIL. This guy is a perfect mamas boy . All this was manageable but they isolate the wife and discriminate her and make her feel unwanted in the house. they have for their own selfishness broken up the marriage and this immature guy wont understand things which happen in front of him coz of his biases.
they show of to be the perfct inlaws in front of him and once his back is turned they show of their true colors and when asked abt it they brand the wife as the liar. now which wife would love such inlaws???
this guy says on isolation coz of speaking mallu ...when his wife who has left her home and come to stay in his place with inlaws is the one feeling isolated.there is so much more to the wives version to it that if anyone hears they will certify this guy a total whacko.....he seives out his part so perfectly along with his parents idiosyncrasies and presents a one sided version of his distored story to garner sympathy( i dont think he gathered any) or to show that he hates mallus coz of his wife which shows what kind of mental maturity the guy has. being a doctor i would certify him mad anyday.i have been with his caste and in constant touch with a lot of sindhis and in one word i will brand all of them to be " pathetic" other than a handful few.this guy hid that he is sindhi from me and told he speaks hindi. he himself admited that sindhis dont teach sindhi to kids bcoz of the inferioirty complexes and this guy himself has been speaking hindi with his parents and the kid speaks hindi more than mallu....but insecurities'''' and brainwashing from parents....makes him make a issue abt everything.this guy is a total psycho saidst who i will vouch has tortured his wife and used the fact that his wife loves him no matter wat and taken advanatage of it and made her life helll. but he doensot realise.....that everything is a circle and what u give, comes back to u also someday.

Anonymous said...

the saddest thing abt sindhis is neither do they have their own states neither do they speak their mother tongue yet want to drive away mallus from all states and want their kids to speak in their mother tongue.....:)))))))

Anonymous said...

want to say this to all mallus.....here there is no need to defend the malayalees, there are blackc sheep in all castes.....it like feminists wanting equality.the very fact they are wanting equality from their male counterparts indicate that they feel inferior......similarly we dont need to clarify to such third grade poeple abt what mallus are made about. i live in a cosmopolitan city and have closed interactions with all castes, strata of society and would say that there are good and bad people in all castes and all religions. Generalisation are true to some extent and as some blogger said before its coz of the evolution of culture . there is so much diversity in cultures in india. tolerance is what makes india united. So if someone is stating here that east or west india is the best....he cant go on ranting abt a particular caste here based on personal expereinces.All such guys are immature fools. Humanity is what differentiates us from animal instincts.But yes some guys still have the animal instincts like the sindhi guy here who has filled up the blog with malaayalee hate swearing.

Anonymous said...

sonny boy i was not been sarcastic
i was just saying that fight with a smile policy is morelike the diplomatic approach or the politicians approach to fighting .

You got a lot of other admirers out here from a lot of communities contributing to your blog .

So every answer to everyone is not to me i suppose .


Abt sindhis or gujaratis or punjabis or marathis ,
i guess you will get a lot of reasons to shout at all but bottom line is other communities come to there states to integrate no one goes to kerala to integrate .

there is no development in kochi ,
dont compare keralas development with chennai and bangalore .

Coz people in chennai and bangalore likepune have learned to integrate with other communities .
The only IT city in kochi was shutdown coz of unionism and strikses and doesnt have much work for there malyalis itself .

A state since 1947 cannot generate work for its own people .


Who is drving away malyalis from other states no one is .
Its the malyali who enters and tries to drive away people by grouphism and linguistic politics.

All other states work and integrate they are too busy earning bread and butter to thrust there linguistic jingo on others.

I simply state based on my past experiences with malyalis especially my rascal bitch wife who satisfies all the characteristics mentioned above in the 1st 50 blogs of a malyali ,

that other caste members should refrain marrying malyali females
and leave them for the malyalis .

My malyali female and her mother are themost unwanted guests in there own Sons house by there tamil DIL coz of the scene my bitch wife had made on a visit to there house playing dirty politics causing a fight between her brother and his wife .
So much was the animousity that based on the funda of fight with a smile the DIL saw it that neither she nor her husband were present at my bitch wifes wedding .

Imagine the biggest joke of all
The brother is married before his sister and his 1st sisters marrige and he is not there .

Excuses give no visa availablity
hahahaha .

This female bitch wife of mine wants money from day 1 doesnt or rather hasnt earned a dime in 10 years why is that coz she is waiting to do it big not wanting to do small work .
But needs big money to go to dubai give gifts to her sisters wedding wants money for her career a seperate house all that is supp to be provided why is that coz other husbands provide it .

I was always amazed at the pschye of this bitch with impunity you demand if you dont get you black mail throw tantrums but you are not capable to do anything of your own and you cant basic things like talk properly or at least behave properly .

i have interacted with there entire family never ever seen a relative from the day 1 coz they are embarassed this chap will humilate them in front of there relatives like they did to me in front of my own relatives .

And the rascal bitch oh i dont like malyali guys they are black they only oogle at girls they only drink
i am city bred i integrate in other cultures i will learn other languages so oneshould get married immediately my fly wont support etc etc .

I think lying is in there blood .
Her father gave her a certificate that she can lie the maximum amongst all of us .
she has been a problem child since child hood .

what more one needs . when your own folks respond abt you seeing your public behaviour.

Since my old parents will no longer be in picture
My stance is simple now a tooth for a tooth like a bull just destrou the whole china made shop completely .
Every day every incident to be returned back with interest .


Sonny boy coz i yet need to learn the funda of stabing with a smile
the day i learn it i will come here to let you know abt it.
its a art but i have not yet evolved personally to practice it .
Someday ....

Anonymous said...

Sonny boy
i think i forgot to mention
i am not here to look for sympathy or for some support of all the people from malyali females .

i am here to state from past expereinces that marry any female from any caste gujarati marathi
sindhi punjabi tamil kannadiga
but not to marry a malyali female leave her for the malyalis .

Anonymous said...

Sonny boy if its you then its for u
otherwise
to the fucker who said that indian cities are shit holes compared to the western counterparts

boss you forgot your parents and you are brought up in this shit hole which gave you the immunity to to work in western countries.

If you were born there you would learn to live in social security schemes and work in mcdonalds as your future generations will do .

These shit holes are where the future business technology is been bred of today .
india has 60 yrs of independence after been plundered by the west like brits portugeses and french .

you fucking coconuts in 60 years you want the so called shit holes to compete with wester cities .

This shit hole cities education gives sleepless nights to the President of your beloved country USA obama .

You dont need a general to fight and win a war you need a army .

Indians are the ones providing the army for the technolgy which your western generals are leading.

wait for a few yrs ifnot decades when the generals will also be from here from these very shit holes.

While your kids in the so called developed nations will be happy working at mcdonalds selling burgers and hot dogs living off old daddys money which he could earn coz he got his fundas in a shit hole .

Next time you state with your shit hole funda think twice you dont come at the top of your class from from bottom in 1 year even if you have the aptitute to do so .

Anonymous said...

Sonny boy I don't expect you to make a sudden turnaround and praise kerala after coming this far. That is okay because sincere criticism is much more fruitful than empty flattery. Well as I have said before I'm comfortable with the way kerala is as far as its economic development goes. The problem why keralites migrate to other states is that their material aspirations are very high unlike say people from orissa, people from north east who never migrate to other states. They are not satisfied with what they get in kerala. They have a callous attitude when it comes to development of their own state. And this callous attitude is because malayalis think that after all there are other states in india where they can get employment. That is why I said there can only be a positive outcome from any event where malayalees feel they are unwelcome in other states. At least they will be forced to develop their own state for whatever it is worth. The only thing is that they will be forced to reduce their material desires. At worst malayalees will have to lead a life like tribals in forest with minimal desires and possessions. And as for your saying that no one should marry mallu girls I can only say that you are my comrade in arms for that mission. After all males from any community will not like their females to marry males from other communities. This is due to the instinct of territorial domination over females which we see in males of all species of mammals. After all it is bit demoralising for mallu males when they see their females marrying males from other communities. I know that mallu females are racist when they describe their own men as black. In fact I have suffered from sexual jealousy when I have seen beautiful girls from my community romancing guys of other communities. So on that account I have no complaint with you.

Anonymous said...

Sonny boy
by going after successfull and better looking males from other community nothin changes if the basic problem of lack of ability to integrate exists one will always be unwelcome anywhere and abused for ghetoistic attitudes .

dont worry you will get the good looking malyali female only dontlook for it with a arranged marrige with her mother sitting there coz then the castist decisions of nairs vrs thiyas vs namboodris will keep coming up .
along iwth that thefamouse dowry funda to show off to the relatives will definitely be there .

so check on chat sites or office canteens or seminars you will get them aplenty .

you will always be fighing with the funda of demand and supply a beautiful lookin malyali female is a rarity so it will be like too many takers from it in your community then it boils down to what you call how much does your individualistic ability is to court the female .
all thebest to you for your beautiful malyali female .

At least it will save some other non malyali guy .

au revoir for today will catch up some other time .

Anonymous said...

this is to the guy who uses sonny boy always... dont give up dude.. this what we do when all the malayali thevadiya pasanga (bastards)flocks together to defend themselves.I assure u tht one day there will be anothe holocaust in India to exterminate all the malayalees assholes..to the guy who defends malayalees..fuck u mother fucker..

Anonymous said...

To the guy who spoke some tamil. Listen we are not interested in your dirty tribal language. If possible speak in english. We don't understand what is thevadiya, mevadiya you can use it to describe your sister or mother understood you subhuman garbage trash can. Yeah holocaust is necessary and that is being done by the sinhalese of your community.

Anonymous said...

To the guy who said fuck you mother fucker. Listen don't angry with me I never fucked your mother to call me mother fucker

Anonymous said...

I hate mallus. I hate their character to do drama in all offical places. They survive by catching crows. HA HA HA every one knows about those cunning wolfs. They can produce a lot of children. Apart from that they dont have any talents. They survive by catching crows.

Anonymous said...

mmmm.. right.. and the mallu girls.. will be ready to do any thing for money :-)

Anonymous said...

U mother fucker..u dont need another slang than "Mallu"... A single mother fuckin word Mallu describes evrything about u filthy bastards..Do u know something.. I'm working as a HR executive in a Bank in Dubai.. I ahve terminated so many mallu's..do u know why... Simply because u guys are bastards.. I know tht u mallus will fuck ur own mothers and sisters..u dont have to prove it Mr. Zimply besd..Ask ur mom to insert a Nentram palam in ur absence.. Obviously u mallus wont be there with ur female..thts why mallu females are becoming whores..love u chetta.. byeeeeeee...ummmaaah to ur sister nad wife

Azadi from Malyali said...

Marry a north indian you will be good

Marry a telugu you will be good

Marry a tamil you will be good

Marry a kannadiga you will be good

Marry a punjabi you will be good

Marry anybody but stay away from Malyali cheaters

MARRY A MALYALI - YOUR LIFE IS IN DARK. YOU ARE THE UNLUCKIEST IN THE WORLD. ALL YOUR LIFE YOU ARE GOING TO SUFFER FOREVER.

MALYALI WOMAN ARE WHORES MALYALI MEN ARE MALE WHORES.

FOREIGN TRAVELERS DON'T GO TO KERALA WITH YOUR WIFE. MALYALAM GUYS DO ALL NASTY THINGS WITH ENGLISH WOMAN.

MALLUS LEARN HINDI TELUGU TAMIL KANNADA TO CHEAT OTHER INDIANS. NEVER TRUST A MALYALI.

TO HIDE THEIR MALYALAM ROOTS THEY SAY THEY ARE KANNADA OR TAMIL OR HINDI. BUT BEWARE Malyalis are DEVIL'S OWN PEOPLE.

Remember that kerala is known for black magick. stay away from malayalees by all means.

Anonymous said...

You are a Mal@#$lee when you get convicted for 59 years prison on multiple charges of rape and child abuse.

http://www.nytimes.com/aponline/2009/08/31/us/AP-US-Fashion-Designer.html

http://indiequill.wordpress.com/2007/03/15/anand-jon-is-a-fashionable-rapist/

Devil's own people

Anonymous said...

To the guy who said "A single mother fuckin word Mallu describes everything about u filthy bastards". You must be quite frustrated about the fact that your real mallu father rejected you after you were born. Or is it that your mother doesn't know which mallu is your real father. It is good that you terminate the services of mallus because that is a harmless way of taking revenge on your real father. Can't blame your mother as males of your community have a reputation of achieving senility long before the due date. And if you have a sister don't forget to send to me as I'm an unemployed mallu with nothing better else to do. At least I can see to it that she doesn't have to marry the impotent men of your community.

Anonymous said...

To the guy "You are a Mal@#$lee". You are quite jealous of the fact that tiny dicked males of your community can't even rape as they would have like to.

Anonymous said...

To the tiny dicked pandi who said "A single mother fuckin word Mallu describes evrything about u filthy bastards". Do you know how i found you are one of the ape featured pandi. Simple just by the way you pronounce nenthra palam. You pandis will always pronounce pazhyam as palam. Just wondering do pandis take dump near the railway tracks in dubai as they do in tamil nadu. I must say it must really be an exotic sight for arabs to see the black assed pandis taking dump near the railway tracks in dubai. Anna, most probably your akka back home must be frolicking with some chetta complaining about the tiny dicked pandis. After all mallus come in big packages.

Anonymous said...

Asshole, u call me pandi...wht could be possible funnier than this guys..a malyalee calling others with nick name..I dont know how to laugh..I'm laughin like jim carey u know , from my ass..Its started guys..Its almost started.. we are going to wipe u bastards from tamilnadu..an issue is going to breakout very soon on mullai periyar dam..I will resign my job here in Dubai n go back to Tamilnadu and kill as many mallus as possible, rape all the mallu whores and liberate our land from u chameleons..hey mallu chuthiye wht will u answer to our frnd "azadi form mallus". Hey laude I know tht you yourself is frustrated of being a mallu..offer me ur sister's wet cunt to me for a night I will liberate you by gettin u a tamilnadu passport..To all my frnds, Pls dont ever make a mistake by trusting malyalee bastards..

Anonymous said...

You black tamil pandi monkey aren't you satisfied with the sri lankans killing you hideous despicable subhuman tamil brutes. You garbage trash can pandi tamil monkey if you have the balls you can always try that. And listen we mallus distribute sweets when trash can tamil pandi monkeys are killed by the sinhalese and if you are a stinky smelly north indian rodent then keep away from mallus i tell you motherfucking son of a whore.

Anonymous said...

Abey oye uttar bharat ka madarchod tum sab sala randi ka aulad hai all north indians are children of whores ugly smelly stinky children of whores shoot these bastards along with their pandi friends. pandi girls are the real sluts the moment the black pandi sluts sees the fair north indian guys they lift their pavadas to fuck with them. you pandi monkey first go and stop your girls fucking with north indian guys and again north women are 5 paise whores

Anonymous said...

You motherfucking north indian son of a whore go and lick your mother's cunt and if possible ask her to enter my lauda into your mother's stinky choot if not ask her to give me a blowjob you north indian randi ka aulad bastard drainage scum

Anonymous said...

To the guy who said Asshole, u call me pandi, you motherfucking son of a whore bastard drainage scum bloody maggot these are the characteristics of your community. The males of your community fuck their mothers and daughters, the sons lick their mothers cunts, the sons have anal sex with their fathers. You bloody insenct should be killed by chemical poisioning and after that your skin should be peeled off and hung in the dry skin and your stinking bodies fed to the dogs

Anonymous said...

correction "hung in the dry sun"

Anonymous said...

To the guy who said Asshole, u call me pandi the members of your community should be nuclear bombed and killed in millions. you insects deserved to be chemically poisoned and acid thrown on you motherfucking bloody bastards you people are eunuchs whose mothers fuck with mallu males. bastard go and ask your prostitue mother whose son you are, maybe you must be son of a malluea

Anonymous said...

To the bastard son of a whore who said Asshole, u call me pandi, members of your community are weakling cowards,eunuchs unmanly drainage scum. Bastard do you think males of your community have the balls to touch mallus, it is mallus who will love to kill low lives of your community. Brutes of your community should be sodomised by dogs and made to lick their mothers cunts. Are you listening you bastard son of a whore and if possible give me your adress bastard so that I can fuck your whore mother.

Anonymous said...

I am a keralite who grew up in Bahrain and i must say it is humiliating and degrading to say that I am an Indian. We think that we are great and show nationalism, but in reality we hate each other. We
wait for another person to fall.We migrate to other places and steal their wealth.If an NRI ever returns to india he is treated like dirt.
We only hate and not love others and think that our race is superior and despise others. Mallus hate their own brothers and sisters and only love money.

7th sense gentlemens said...

kiki:Malayalees are maha bastards ,I hate malayalees,they speak nice,but fucks you at your back,They alaways use back doors to enter a house like a randi,I heard they used their wives to capture middle east,They would use their daughters ,sisters to acheieve anything even mother.They do anything for money

Anonymous said...

hey son of a bitch, its me man tamil lion from bng who lives in dubai now.. ha ha ha ha.. see see..this is how u mallus used to get angry when the fact abt u is revealed..Hey bastard, do u know how many mallus I have boxed in my life.. many man many..u know, when we were in college we used to hit them in their head as if they r orphan son of a bastards...Its so funny man..u know my dick is black cobra not me..if u have born to one mallu father gimme ur identification..I know u wont gb there in India..but let me know when u come there..sitting here itself I will fuck ur happiness..I like u man, u know ur sister n mother must be very fair n possess good phisique..so i wanna fuck them..when I think abt ur sister I'm nt able to contrlo my dick's errection dude..comeon man dont b angry like a typical mallu bastard..u seem lil bit educated.. arrange a fuck with ur mom n sister n write me like a good lil boy..byeeeeeee malluuuuu

Anonymous said...

Its me agin da mallu chutiye, I knw u mallus always fight indirectly..backbiters..u dont hav the guts to fight face to face..if u wanna prosper in ur company u will leave ur wife to get fucked by ur sheikh n u will happily say the kid is urs..thpu un moonjila en poola vaika..ha ha ha ha..unga amma koodhi aaluku paadhi saria..Asshole I was like a gangster in bangalore..u hijada u r challenging me for a fight?are u? I will give a free fuck to ur sister n mom and make them swallow my cum..is tht ok with u son of a slut..byeeeee mallu

Anonymous said...

"Its me agin da mallu chutiye, I knw u mallus always fight indirectly..backbiters..u dont hav the guts to" hey you motherfucking tamily pussy first let me put my dick inside your mother's black cunt tamils and fighters, you can as well call eunuchs figthters, motherfucker son of a whore i told you to give you my adress, and don't piss when you see me, i like thrashing the black tamil monkeys with my slippers and i have thrashed many tamils with my slippers and afterwards made them lick my toilet with their bare tongue.

Anonymous said...

tamil and ganster in bangalore no wonder thousands of tamils were killed in bangalore during the cauvery riots, these shitty hideous disgusting aboriginal insects should be killed wherever they are seen

Anonymous said...

"Its me agin da mallu chutiye, I knw u mallus always fight indirectly..backbiters..u dont hav the guts to" you shitty inferior australoid insect don't speak in your crappy australoid tamil language, try to speak proper english understood you four foot tall coward tamil pussy

Anonymous said...

"Its me agin da mallu chutiye, I knw u mallus always fight indirectly.." iam going to spray my cum on your mother's and sister's boobs and spread them nicely on their boobs so that your mother's and sister's boobs will shine with my cum

Anonymous said...

Its me agin da mallu chutiye... ha ha ha ha ha ha ha... lick my beautiful tamil asrse...ur mother must hav bore u to an english man coz ur father is an impotent..thts y u spk this kinda vacabulary...this is how u mallus try to impress everyone in the office..by doing something different..but i dont know y u r using those language here..nobody's gonna appreciate u for tht..u guys will learn something form someone n after tht u will start to compete with the same guy whom u hav learned everything..but u dont know the fact tht he never thinks u r even eligible to compete him..thts the fun..ur sister was amazing dude..I fuckd her in all the possible hole in her body..she will bore a child within 6 months..take care of it ok..I should tell u one thing man..ur sister is an expert in giving blow job..she dint even leave the last drop of my cum..she just swallowed it n it gave her lotta energy..i sugget u to start a "blowjob shop" with ur lovely sister..byeeee mallu

Anonymous said...

"Its me agin da mallu chutiye... ha ha ha ha ha ha ha... lick my beautiful tamil asrse...ur mother" Trying to teach me the niceties of english language. Wow that is bit rich coming from a guy for whom using vulgar language to put down other communities is his second nature. First and foremost of all your post reflects a massive low self esteem on your part, that is the reason why you take all the trouble to post your vulgar thoughts about other communities. But even more funny is your naivety in thinking that your thoughts about mallus are important enough to be jotted down here. Your stupid posts doesn't deserve to be responded to, for pandis are known to be vulgar and foul mouthed. And again I know that you love your sister but that doesn't mean you start fucking anybody who looks like your sister. It is time that you learn to sexually appreciate other woman who doesn't look like your sister.

Anonymous said...

I love all other communities except u mallu mother fuckers da chuthiye..I feel like slitting all u guys throats..atleast once in a lifetime try to respect all other human beings feelings u mallus..then talk to me re filty bastard..I know u cant even if u wish to change coz its in ur fuckin blood..

Anonymous said...

"I love all other communities except u mallu mother fuckers da chuthiye.." And you thought that mallus are dying for the respect of pandis. The very fact that we don't get respect from pandis is our saving grace. The day pandis start respecting us, it should be a wake up call for mallus, because it means something seriously has gone wrong with mallus. In fact we seriously want pandis to hate mallus, so that we people can maintain distance from disgusting people like pandis. And as for slitting throats of mallus, does it surprise us? No because snakes will always bite you irrespective of how you deal with them. The only thing is to keep distance from these snakes. And the day you actually start slitting throats and not just daydream about it, you can call us. Till then happy daydreaming.

Anonymous said...

"I love all other communities except u mallu mother fuckers da chuthiye" and this is you way of asking others to respect you by calling them filthy bastards. You pandis are genetically flawed, the momemt you people open your mouths, you people show your class. And if you love other communities then why the fuck you are here in this blog? Why don't you go to the blogs of other communities so that you can vent your loving attention on them. Do you see any mallu in any pandi blog. Because the reason is that we simply don't care about pandis. At least in your case you hate mallus which is a kind of negative attention. But in the case of mallus they are simply not even bothered to hate pandis. Mallus hate people who are of some consequence, pandis are inconsequential people and are not even worthy of hate. And listen we are simply not interested in who you love or hate. And as for pandis hating mallus let me tell you the feeling is mutual, ask any mallu about that.

Unknown said...

Wow.. I am Indian, but that's as far I will reveal myself. Crazy people, they say India is one country, but everyone hates each other it's sad and pathetic. I see Mallus (excuse the deregatory term) dissing everyone, and everyone else dissing them, this guy disses a madrasi, that guy a gujarati; damn people, let's start respecting each other as human beings first. Everyone can be an asshole and a bitch, but when you vent about it, that makes you no better. This is why India will continue to be the shithole it still remains: everyone worries about their own back yard. And we all settle abroad and still engage in these hate taunts. I hope the author of this blog takes this thing lightly, he made a great attempt at self-satire (which is a noble thing that most people cannot do and accept), I don't think he would have even imagined that 99% of people commenting on this post were infact, not humans. U know what? I completely support the Aussi guys who beat us Indian kids in Australia.. makes so much sense when a white man beats us down to show how undignified we are as a race.

Anonymous said...

Wow.. I am Indian, but that's as far I will reveal myself. Crazy people, they say India is one country, but everyone hates each other it's sad and pathetic. I see Mallus (excuse the deregatory term) dissing everyone, and everyone else dissing them, this guy disses a madrasi, that guy a gujarati; damn people, let's start respecting each other as human beings first. Everyone can be an asshole and a bitch, but when you vent about it, that makes you no better. This is why India will continue to be the shithole it still remains: everyone worries about their own back yard. And we all settle abroad and still engage in these hate taunts. I hope the author of this blog takes this thing lightly, he made a great attempt at self-satire (which is a noble thing that most people cannot do and accept), I don't think he would have even imagined that 99% of people commenting on this post were infact, not humans. U know what? I completely support the Aussi guys who beat us Indian kids in Australia.. makes so much sense when a white man beats us down to show how undignified we are as a race.

Anonymous said...

its me da chuthiye... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u6HvTVdGXgE&feature=related
watch this out u mother fuckers..u mallu's deserve this

Anonymous said...

"watch this out u mother fuckers..u mallu's deserve this"
You scum we have no time to watch that video. We are busy watching videos of sinhalese giving nice treatment to pandis.

Unknown said...

why so much people hate malayalees

malayalees are sucessfull bcos they are hard working

kerala is not a rotten state

Chanakya said...

Kannadigas rules. Kannada is a classical language far older than Tamil and Malayalee.

Anonymous said...

Majority of Indians who have a problem with mallus are those who have worked with them at some time or the other..

i guess most sensible people would have by now understood what I am trying to imply.. but for those who didn't, non-mallus simply cannot digest the fact that mallus do a better job! especially those people who consider mallus are 'expats' in 'their' state!

so.. the best way to vent their frustration is of course on the internet as everyone can see here..

Jensen George said...

I'm of mallu background too, although some of the things that were mentioned were true it does not mean that ALL MALUS are like that!! Why don't you take a look at those abroad, even though there are some who are like what you mentioned. Some are, I admit, I do have a few like that in my family, but I met some very good and civilized ones who I admire so much and have alot of trust in. Look at the basis of the individual, not their ethnic background!! It's not always the case. I'm shocked by this hatred of Mallus :(:(:(

Anonymous said...

Malaya lees are Psychopathic people. A group of Psychopaths interbreed among themselves and formed a tribe.

Anonymous said...

come'on guys.....there are gud malayalees too....just like every other countries.....and i SWEAR...atleast ONE will be a spoilt one in each country....and the thing i like about kerala is it's greenery....not people or anything else....and yea, it's natural that some people are gud and some are bad....(even i'm a malayalee) :P (and the only thing i HATE about them are their movies and songs....ARRGHH!!!)

Anonymous said...

to ALL who posted.... u fuckers and losers in life didnt have any other work???? what made u read these bull shits???? anger,happiness,complex,sadness????


be good ....n rest around u will be good.....

be bad ... n rest around u will be bad..... as is case with all u guys who posted here.....

Anonymous said...

I like malayales before because tamil and malayalam were very simular than other language even culture wise. But when i hear jagathi srikumar interview in kairaly (about tamils).Unknowingly i start hate mallus .why you always keep on speaking?. even in some interview the conducting persons speaking more than the guest. Always speaking wise about them.As of my openion mammuty is a typical malayale example. He is very rude he dare to beat his fan on public.

Anonymous said...

malayalees are not a bad persons ,but one of most ugliest mind person in the world ,we have no words to explain about them.malayalees will not stay their own native place,because they are beggers why did i mention this word? beggers only go to the different place for beg a money similarly kerala malyalees search their jobs from different place around our country after they getting a job from the particular concern pride may go to their head and dominate the other person those who belongs to their own native place,they are sadist .all malyale women and men are fucks

Anonymous said...

Shocking YouTube video of assault by Police and Locals on a man:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tkLizQd8k7o

tenn said...

Shocking footage of assault on a man by locals and police in bangalore:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tkLizQd8k7o

Anonymous said...

hey frienz...

damn sure, malayalees are always evil and dangerously cunning. Its there within, from their birth itself the venomous poison is found. They cannot change themselves, only the God by Himself has to punish them for their cunning and cruel thots and deeds. They are very dangerous than the dynamite. Be careful with them , guyz ..please be vigilant, they ll go to any extreme of betray till murder. Their ideas are towards the flesh and blood and God damn money, nothing other than that, be care ful guyz, kick them off, don respect them, stay away from them, try to avoid them completely, even when they ll try to be friendly with u like speaking so sweet and soft using all attractive words they know to speak well, but its all for just to put u into the hell or to throw u into a pitch. Very dangerous they, no more words to say, this am writing in my 38 years of moving along with those snakes. Let God by himself show teach them a lesson...or Let God by himself , the Lord Almighty will destroy them by Tsunami or earth quakes or by some other calamities so that their bones or even their hair should not be found anymore...that much many peoples heart is burning upon thinking them....cursed are u malayalee rascals....

commonman said...

1.According to the last years central government crime report 90% of the crimes are REPORTED in kerala,making it the highest crime REPORTED state.But read between the lines now.Not even 60% of the crimes are ever reported in any of the north indian states

2.The claims about selfishness ,cunning nature etc seems to come from jealous minds .In any administration in any part of india ,u can see a malayalee on top.
Let me illustrate some current examples

Late Major Sandeep Unnikirishnan...the commando was born and borught up in kerala,studied in bangalore,worked in bihar,J and K and sacrificed his life for nation in taj hotel,mumbai while trying to help an injured jawan from terrorist fire.


AK Antony-Current Defense Minister
Shashi Tharoor-UN former under secretary
MK Narayan-National Security Advisor
K S Radhakrihnan-Cheif Justice
Shivshanker Menon-Foreign Secretary
M Ramachandran - Deputy Home minister

Mohanlal- The only actor to recieve LT Colonel Post from Indian Army
Mammooty- 3 time Bharath award winner

3.Our film industry has presence in each and every film festival in the world and has won accolades from all over unlike the skin show in bolywood which copies everything either from south or from holywood .The hindi film industy even after getting massive audience and money,has never been succesfull to produce world class films except movies like lagaan and parallel movies from abhay deol.

Again i heard a comment that whenever a northee talks abt a film,a mallu will tell that its original was from kerala and mallu version is better.

This is only due to extensive copying,INSPIRED BY or buying the copy right of malayalam films and introducing them in hindi.

The advantage of malayalees is that they see films in malayalam,hindi,tamil,telugu,english movies.And with more than 3 film festivals in an year,they see movies from iran,vietnam,russia etc too unlike hindi brothers who are totally illiterate in films.




4.Our health and education standards are par with european standards.That we definitely boasts,agreed,but why even after 60 years of independence ,your states cant have that?

5.Ive again seen most of the northees think that there is only madras in south india and are completely unaware of the people and states there.This was even shown in the hindi movie chak de india where a telugu hockey player refuses to be called a madraasi even though the man debates with her that madras and telugu are the same.:-).
6.How come you ridicule the culture of kerala guys?
agreed that before 1950 we had a lot of superstitions that every part in india too had.

Remember these points

a) This was the only state in the WORLD to democratically elect a COMMUNIST CM as its first CM.

b)This was the only state in india to access all lands from zamindars in letter and spirit and has distributed it to the landless and poor in the real sense.

c)In our state ,no child marriages are reported unlike in north where child marriages and honor killings are common things and again defended by ruling MPs due to fear of loosing votes if they turn against KHAP panchayats.

d)First state in india with 98% literacy,with EQUAL priority for male and female unlike in north where students are mostly boys after 12th grade(courtesy national cencus).

e)First state in india to start e literacy campaign and is the only state in india to hve broadband connection in every village.

f) National Geographic Channal(sorry guys,dont tell NGC is owned by mallus,so are biased)

has chosen kerala as one in FIFTY BEAUTIFUL PLACES YOU MUST VISIT BEFORE YOU DIE.

g)Our elections are not rigged by either gundaaraj,money raj etc,The fact that communism still exists in kerala and west bengal suggests that people read and think and cannot be buyed on caste basis.


h)Kerala provides the largest amount of foreign revenue to the counrty than any other state(courtesy ,former PM Atal Bihari Vajpayee) worth 55,000 crore rupees per year.

i) Kerala provides the largest amount of nurses in entire asia

Anonymous said...

In continuation to the above comments, I would also like to add some ore points:
The mallus claim that they are hated because people are jealous of them and their achievements but i have some questions for them:
I agree that individual mallus maybe be successful in politics,science and technology and may have represented the country.

But why has kerala state failed (inspite of the United mallus being the native of kerala who claims to be the most literate people in the country)?
1)If they are so literate then why don't they go back to their state and make Kerala an IT Hub or create jobs for their people?
I don't think they lack in money matters to make it happen.
2)Why do they go to the gulf and other countries to work as nurses,maid or other workers?
3)If they are very intelligent people and skilled people (the engineers in bangalore,chennai and hyderabad), then why dont't they make trivandrum compete with the IT hubs bangalore,chennai and hyderabad.
4)If they are the most literate people in the country then why don't they open enough good technical and medical colleges in Kerala instead of sending thousands of students to karnataka, tamil nadu and AP?
These are very logical questions which will only benefit the revenue of their state. Instead of bragging around of being succesful people (and claiming that others are jealous of your success), please remember that you build your own home first instead of living in other's houses and talking tall claims!!!!!!!! If you still want to live in others’ house, then SHUT UP!!!!

Anonymous said...

I request all non-mallus to screw up mallus' career like they've always screwed up non-mallus' career(at the expsense of mallus). Lets begin mallu bashing......

Anonymous said...

Hi guys check out this link:
All attributes of a typical mallu is describes here

http://vinayworld.blogspot.com/2006/12/mallu-aka-malabari-aka-malayalam.html

I salute the author of this joke. Can't stopped laughing!!

Anonymous said...

Malayalies are not indians, they are cross with Portugesh,Dutch and Arabs.

In history u never find any patriots in kerala,

Their culture is diffetent

Anonymous said...

Malayalees are very good. i am from tamilnadu and i have a dream girl from pathanamthitta. She is the most beautiful girl i ever seen in my life.
She is my angel.
She is heaven.
She is sweet like honey.
She is love.
Shew is my passion.
She has a beautiful name.
i once proposed to her, but she rejected my love. but i am very persistent and i can not forget her.
She is the heroine in my dreams. Her name is .........
I am even ready to die for her. I didnt see any replacement for her in my HEART. Her smell is like coconut oil.

julia said...

Malayalees need to get the hell of out Chennai , Mumbai ,Delhi & all the other parts of India !!! They don't have jobs in their own state ..it's so damn under developed & they come & set their adda in all the other towns , corrupting them ! Kindly , get out !

Anonymous said...

ella achayanmareyum pole neeyum oru oombananalloda.

Anonymous said...

The real question is why Keralites laugh when all these North Indians swear.The answer is they know that North Indians are bloody beggars who are born to work for us.For example,In Kerala every hardships are taken by Northie beggars(Although they stink,they work well).Call a Kerlite worker,you should give him 1000 a day when the Northie beggar will do the same for 100 rs.Infact Northies are born to work for us while we prefer enjoying in suits at seven star hotels around the world.Remember,even if you are a billionaire Northie,you own a Luna(Yeah Northies love luna unlike us who love showing off) and we own a Merc or BMW.When you Northies live in a shit hole like North India,we live in a paradise called Kerala,even the worst places in Kerala are way better than the developed places in North India.Another fact is that we call you Hindi wala beggars,we mock you when you are here at Kerala,we mock you there at US and Dubai.We are Hollywood fans not Bollywood fans so if you say SRK is great,for us he is just an actor who works in a film industry which copies everything from other movie industries.No wonder why Americans make fun of Bollywood.Keralites go outside Kerala cause we want everything better and yeah we are not even satisfactory with our Kerala which is a paradise when compared to other states but we love Kerala,we love India,we just hate some bloody beggar boys who live at North India.Well who don't hate Northies.Maharastrians hate them cause they hate Marathi.Tamilians hate them cause Northies hate Tamil,Bangaloreans kill Northies for showing off.AP boys beat the hell out of him.East Indians don't give a shit about them.Northies are illiterate cry babies who cries if someone don't know Hindi as they think Hindi is our National Language.No wonder the Whole India call North Indians as bloody illiterate beggars who live in slum land.Now the question is Do we hate Tamilians or any other Indians except Northies...The answer is we are individualistic.We hate everyone who hate us but unfortunately when white babes love Keralites for what we are.We don't have to care any of you but usually we love every Indian except Northies.I love Tamilians,Bangaloreans,Maharastrians(Not Northie bloody fools who live in Maharastra)...About our food...Come on,you really wanna comment about our food?I'm sure that your food is not as tasty as our food else why don't every foreigner consider South Indian food especially Keralite sea food as delicious?We can mock Northies,its easy for us but they can't mock us as they are still living in stone age,they kill guys for having sex.They call it honour killings...We allow our children to have sex,atleast our people live in a democratic place.When you can't speak infront the crowd we can,when you are hated all over India,we are respected all over India except some bloody Northies who are our slaves...Now you guys got a point!HAHA

Anonymous said...

I hv been going thru these comments for 2 hours....I am inclined to agree with people who say Mallus are mother fuckers...This comes not only from comments, but what V see dsy to dsy life....Malayali girls are the easy ones to get in ur track and trap,..Believe it or not, I enjoyed 7 girls in 2 years, 5 of them were nurses in Blore...One among got married,even after that she had sex with me (even i refused for it)..One of my kannada frnd fucked daughter and mother..
I know mallus cant digest this..But fact is fact....Sometime hard to accept....I know people will comment against this...(plz dont waste ut time..Nobody will read comments that favour u bastards) Instead think hw to earn money with ur w..e.......ALL I NEED TO SAY IS MALLUS SEE WHERE U ARE BEFORE U CALL A TAMIL OR KANNADIGA AS DIRTY PIGS.....

Anonymous said...

Malayalee Girls are toooo cute....

Anonymous said...

All you north Indian sorry asses stop fuming that Kerala is beautiful with wondrous traditions,progressive,rich and mostly educated.You may carry on with your vain,gullible ranting while your states live in abjection and its people take rest on the roads and make railway stations their daily toilets.You think we give a dimes value to your poor man logic?,and we also know how to beat you up. Remember the Mallu gangs who used to harass you wimps in and out in college?.Ahhaaa..thats what I,m talking about!.So instead of wasting your time here,why dont you go feed your nincampoop stomachs some dal,roti and get some kappada to wear.

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UNNI ALAGAN said...

MY DEAR RUDE AND MONEY THIRSTY MALAYALEES !(FOR MALAYALEES IN BANGALORE,CHENNAI,HYDERABAD)YOU PEOPLE DONT WANT TO STAY IN YOUR OWN HOMELAND. YOU POPLE ALWAYS TOO DEPEND ON NON-KERALA STATE LIKE BLOOD EATING INSECTS.AFTER DUBAI YOUR FAVOURITE DESTINATION IS BANGALORE,MUMBAI!.YOU PEOPLE ARE RUDE IN NATURE.YOU PEOPLE ALWAYS TEASING AGAINST NON-MALAYALEES.?YOU PEOPLE ALWAYS TEASING TAMILIANS,KANNADIGAS,NON-MALAYALEES!.100% TRUTH IS YOU PEOPLE NEVER NEVER NEVER LIKE NON-MALAYALEES.YOU PEOPLE ARE MORE MONEY THIRST PEOPLE,FOR MONEY SAKE YOU PEOPLE READY TO SELL ANYTHING.!!.YOU PEOPLE ALWAYS TALKING LIKE.."100% LITERACY,GODS OWN COUNTR,ALL MINISTERS FRM KERALA,MALAYALEE MOVIES ALWAYS DUBBED IN BOLLYWOOD !ETC,ETC ".(PLEASE STOP THIS BECAUSE INDIA IS GREAT).ALL MALAYALEES SHOULD GO BACK TO YOUR OWN 'GODS OWN COUNTRY'(YOU CAN DO SO IF YOU HAVE YOUR OWN LAND TO LIVE IN KERALA !!:)).you people never allow any NON MALAYALEES TO LIVE IN KERALA !SUCH A BLADY PEOPLES YOU ARE !.PLEASE DONT GIVE TROUBLES TO NON-MALAYALEES.

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Anonymous said...

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Anonymous said...

endhaaaaaaa

Anonymous said...

people who write bad about malayalees in these sites think they are doing something right. well look at yourself you are absolutely no different from the kind of people whom you write bad things about as you say. the only reason why you write such bad things about a community is that it gives you pleasure by secretly writing ill things about some people. the way you write about malayaless it looks likes your community has no rapists , thieves,kidnappers,prostitutes,murderers,gangsters and all kinds of low lives. take a newspaper from chennai and banglore and you will find the real nature of the people living in states like tamil nadu and karnataka . the level of crime in these states is incredibly high. according to government of india karnataka is the most corrupt state in india. karnataka politicians are one of the biggest traitors in india. they are looting natural resources and shipping it out to other countries. SHAMEFUL!!! . karnataka is home to the worlds most superstitious and blackwitch traditions and culture. when the world sees an eclipse the people in karnataka bury their children in ground completely leaving their head out. where could you see such idiotic and shameless tradition in the world well you now know "KARNATAKA". in karnataka people have tradition in their hindu temples in which people visiting temple have to roll their bodies over leftover food to make the gods happy. karnataka was home of the great dacoit named veerappan who killed many innocent people and killed elephants as a poacher. karnataka is hated in maharashtra is hated in tamil nadu.

Anonymous said...

Hey guys please carry on the discussion yaar.

Anonymous said...

mallus are RACIST, a mallu girl will alwaysmarry a girl from her caste or village, but a mallu guy can marry gal from anywer in india or watever.
You ask a Telugu friend or a Tamil friend or a kannada friend to teach you their language they will teach you. But you ask your mallu friend to teach you malayalam they will never teach you malayalam and will give you fucking excuses like "even we do not learn malayalam, its difficult language, etc..."

Difficult language 'njan kunna, thaoli....'

Inshort all the RACIST Mallus should be brought together and KILLED in one shot..

Anonymous said...

The truth is these guys are jealous of malayalis because they are intelligent and they have the ability to learn anything and these guys don't, and don't say kerala is a rotten state it's the least corrupted state in india, it's education system is the best,it's also known as the future california, you northies are good for nothing ...fucking inferiority complex

Anonymous said...

The truth is these guys are jealous of malayalis because they are intelligent and they have the ability to learn anything and these guys don't, and don't say kerala is a rotten state it's the least corrupted state in india, it's education system is the best,it's also known as the future california, you northies are good for nothing ...fucking inferiority complex

Anonymous said...

We south Indians will beat every North Indian who comes to our land. We will kick them on roads of Dravida Nadu so that they do not come to our land. We are not Indians but Dravidians of Dravida Nadu. We do not want you to be on our mother land. If we see a snake and a North Indian together, we should rather kill the North Indian first. We will rape your white skinned girls and women to make sure you to not enter in our states at all costs.

Anonymous said...

Mallus are the ugliest creatures in this world. They are the most crooked, deceitful, cunning bastards. They are the best pimps. They have cat like nature. Keeping them away is the best solution for anybody.

Anonymous said...

All Malayalees are Real Bastards.....Aravind Varrier is a Bastard.....His Family is full of Bastards..

Anonymous said...

Meera R is a WHORE......She is a Bloddy WHORE..She has given birth to a Bastard..........Again One more mallu BASTARD on this earth including her Husband, relatives, parents and all

Anonymous said...

all malayalees are wankers !!!!!..i am malayleee a reatied wanker now started a new life in england......it is not fault i born as a malayalee but i choose now not be a malayleeeee.....wankers.....lving all their life for wanking ...

Anonymous said...

Malayalees need to learn that India is bigger than Kerala and we should never place our region above the country at large.

vinny said...

ppl..stop it...God created all of us....i dont like mallus..but talking baout their wome calling them whores ir real cheap..women need better respect..whether mallu or not..we are humans!! btw..im not a mallu..but i think we should respect others!!God will judge!

jayakumar said...

hello friends,
am a malayalee living kerala.i visited and stayed in diff parts of india. i felt all that people very helpful and accepting notable ,the young ones in delhi.so nice.
there are many people from other parts of india in kerala.they work in keral live here.many companies in kerala employe them and are given better treatment too.they prefer to stay in kerala and they like kerala.there are familes who settled in kerala coming here in as part of their job in crpf,vssc etc for decades.there are lot of punjabis in kerala.they do bussiness and some even marry from kerala.
some are true racist.do u know swami vivekandanda called kerala mental asylumn.it was true.the great saint of kerala sri narayana guru dedicated his life to fight against this racist approach.generally upper caste hindus and some christain sects are very racist.but they are minority and wealthy.but government is not racist.

Anonymous said...

I tottaly agree with all anti-mallus. Mallus mother country is India father country is Middle East. These were the quotes from one of the Mallu's who worked with me in UAE. Which means there mothers lay down with Arabs thus there fater country is ME.

Anonymous said...

i know u r a mallu...
b'coz u r wastng lots of time infrnt of computr....

kooooooooooooooooi..,

Thilaga K Ganapathy said...

one malayalee old man had sexual affairs with my mother, and after knowing me and wanted to sleep with me too, he killed my mother.
then he couldnt do anything about me, he set me up with 2 other man. then he stole my gold worth 60K, he killed my valuable dog, he killed my beloved mom, he brutalized my dad who is now homeless, then he stole all my belongings, he stole my car. I just recently got to know that he works as a gigolo for the malay society's big guns wives. so cheap. I wish he was dead and gone.

Anonymous said...

As a mallu,it is hard to digest so much hatred abt mallus. but the best part is i was nt born n brought up in gods country so can see the differentiation. will bet most of the comments posted here are by mallus, half mallus or the victims of malluism.

Anonymous said...

SO TRUE....Malayalees think they r better than all Indians yet they r scared to speak the truth about themselves..i dated a malayalee n he always hid from his family n malu friend.best liars in the world

Anonymous said...

make changes in education, all should be in hostel separate from their parents all over india, till 17 years. this will make changes in everybody hearts and soul. because parents are the only reason for childrens character...i share this idea as indian...it wont happen, if it happen our india will be united india

Anonymous said...

stop calling us mallus

Anonymous said...

stop calling us mallus
if call us mallus then ur mom is a mallu

Anonymous said...

stop calling us mallus
if call us mallus then ur mom is a mallu

Anonymous said...

I am a proud malayalee. People like the anonymous posters(if they aren't the same person) need to be expelled from kerala- this is the anonymous posting shit about malayalees. you are a malayalee, so according to your rationale, you should go jump into a sea since you have no place in india unfortunately. I have never had any shame in telling that I am a malayalee, infact, I love that I am a malayalee! you are one bloody mofo-ing asshole with no identity. And for those having problem with the mallu accent in english, deal with it! I feel like you have proper pronunciations- heh- prove it? have you heard how people who speak languages other than malayalam speak english? you haven't? go on you tube and listen to their lovely accents! nevertheless, if you have a strong backgrround in one language, the accent is going to rub off on the other language that is newer to you. if you arent tolerant of such things, because you are dumb as fuck, you dont have a place in kerala or india. who ever is the one that is living in banglore- good riddance from kerala!

Anonymous said...

All humans are weird. Malu humans are creepy in their own way. The narrow mindedness, lack of respect for other cultures, ill-treatment of women & mad craze for money and success in a majority of them kinds of makes the world say "Yuck, A Malayaleeee! :P" Though there are a handful of good people from there and some even trying to fight communism and the inherent evils in the Kerala society. Some women are bitches. They may be white , fair, dark, pretty, whatever.. May be there is a bitch inside all women just like there is an asshole inside everyone who owns a dick :) The level of assholeness may not be entirely proportional to one's state or gender.. Getting hitched to an asshole is more like getting hit by lightning..One in a million and that's you..
Without freedom & respect for everyone both men & women, no place is good.Only certain pockets of India like Bangalore, Delhi, Mumbai are truly democratic in nature where almost everyone gets respect. then again 'almost'.. Like I said assholes & lighting can strike anywhere.. :)

By the way did anyone notice that sometimes when online, they ask to prove that you are not a robot, there is this weird , jumbled words you cant understand and when you click on audio, all you hear is fart noises or do machines speak in farts  Just a random thought.

நித்யானந் said...

malayalee are
cunning,
stabs on back,
work with him, u'll be forced to resign
do business with him , u'll be
bankrupt
many more

Anonymous said...

I HATE MALAYALEES. MALAYALEES ARE ALL BASTARDS. THEY ARE ALL SOB'S . MALAYALEES GET OUT OF DELHI, CALCUTTA, CHENNAI, BANGALORE,BOMBAY...ETC. ALL MALLUS ARE BLOOD SUCKING BASTARDS. THERE IS A SAYING WHICH IS UNIVERSALLY ACCEPTED...

" NEVER TRUST A MALAYALEE "

MALAYALEE = SOB'S = BASTARDS = PARASITES = ASSHOLE

HUNT ALL MULLUS AND KILL THEM

HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA

Anonymous said...

There was a Malayali girl called V##n@ studying in Srm college in Chennai...

She was such a cheap cheat.....
Her parents were equally cheap to beget her....
She joined first year and wanted everyone to serve her needs jus by giving her gifts and sweets and food....
In first year she said she liked a guyand robbed him 30000 rs by gifts and 3 lacs by food and petrol and said by end of first year that he meant to be a good sister to him

The following years she earnt 15 lacs from the whole college
She has one useless sidekick ....a fat girl who shares the spoils

She cheated everyone i knew for money
But at last a guy came and screwed her till she lost everybit of her aoul....

Now she lives afalse life with many false people in palakad....BEWARE

Anonymous said...

North Indians are bastards! they are cunning people. Their females are whores. Never marry a Gosai female. They cant integrate with other people. they inject poison on others. beware!

Anonymous said...

North Indians are bastards! they are cunning people. Their females are whores. Never marry a Gosai female. They cant integrate with other people. they inject poison on others. beware!

Anonymous said...



There was a Tamil girl called P@ri studying in TKM college in Kollam...

She was such a cheap cheat.....
Her parents were equally cheap to beget her....
She joined first year and wanted everyone to serve her needs jus by giving her gifts and sweets and food....
In first year she said she liked a guy and robbed him 50000 rs by gifts and 5 lacs by food and petrol and said by end of first year that he meant to be a good sister to him

The following years she earnt 25 lacs from the whole college
She has one useless sidekick ....a fat girl who shares the spoils

She cheated everyone i knew for money
But at last a guy came and screwed her till she lost everybit of her aoul....

Now she lives a false life with many false people in coimbatore....BEWARE the girl with pari!

Anonymous said...

For the millionth time in my life , I wish Malayalees would leave Bangalore for good. Such indecent and impolite people with absolutely no class.

Ayana said...

Stop your nonsense

Ayana said...

Stop your nonsense.... You don't know what kerala is, then how can you talk like this just by seeing some of the bad ones.... No body is perfect...seeing your words I can understand your standard.... I don't want to use any bad words like you if I do then what is the difference between me and you

Anonymous said...

mallu girls are sex frustrated they would haved sex with any dog

Anonymous said...

Jealous of malayalees... We are among the best because we strive hard.

Anonymous said...

All you mallu haters, everything you say is 100% TRUE. Please google
PSYCHOPATHS and NARCISSISTS. You will learn a lot about those category of delinquent
people of whom you re perhaps not aware. It helps you to analyze and predict mallu behaviour.
I think the majority of mallus are psychopaths and narcs. There are several on-line blogs
where victims share their experiences. I think those would help other sufferers and victims of mallus.

Anonymous said...

http://livefrombangalore.blogspot.in/2008/02/of-being-mallu-guy.html?showComment=1439720794207&m=1#c4247861805102082523

Anonymous said...

north keralites are AHoles koyilandy, talacheri (sudheesh kota nair,deepesh parathodi), opening ayurveda shops in other states, harrassing the owners of the building where they are operating their business, damaging the property and not cleaning the mess they create, shouting and howling at night, welcoming their entire annoying friends creating nuisance at night, annoying other tenants, we should drive them away from all the states especially from bangalore karnataka. now i understand why shiv sena is making such a fuss in mumbai regarding outsiders in their state. i used to respect keralites from my school days and colleges days they were so civilized people.

Anonymous said...

no education, no matter how much literacy(read and write) level a state acquires, can help the people unless and until they incorporate values, morals and principles in their day to day life, it should come through practice and by nature, you cannot force a horse to drink water.

Anonymous said...

Do you know Sujith of IBM, Bangalore?pl can you tell me more about him as i also think he is a bastard.pl do me a favour by letting me know about him.i will be ever grateful to you.

Anonymous said...

Mallus are so clanish and opportunists.If they claim Kerala to be God's own country then why are they running away from it?If they are proud of it why dont they go back.They have the dirty habit of settling in some other state and then calling other Mallus.The literacy rate being high is a myth as most of the Mallus are in other states and population is less.Common man is cautious when dealing with Mallus and its an open secret.

Anonymous said...

Do u know Sujith of IBM ,bangalore? Pl let me know more about this mallu as i also consider him a bastard.Tell me about his character ,and I will be very thankful to you.

Anonymous said...

Do u know Sujith of IBM ,bangalore? Pl let me know more about this mallu as i also consider him a bastard.Tell me about his character ,and I will be very thankful to you.

Unknown said...

Yeah like you trade your mom

Anonymous said...

This mother fucking north indians ......total idiots.....idiots who doesn't know what's what that is why they put iron rod where they should put their penis...I think they don't know what penis is....you said we lend our wife rite.....that's because you north indians lend your mother and may be even fucks her .....that's why you are called mother fuckers.....malayalikalodu kalicha punnnaramone kathichu kalayum keta.......

Anonymous said...

This post disturbs me in the sense that it is entirely true.
Maybe, it could have bene portrayed a bit better?

Ill speak of my experience of living as a north indian girl in kerala -

1) All north indian women are easy. This opinion comes solely from malayali men who have had no
exposure to the outside world. I can say this. Not all of them are like that.

2) The malayali men are better than the insecure women. The only issue is, all they want to do is fuck you.
it sounds harsh, but its true if it has happened, time and time again.

3) They do not know loyalty. All people are this way, I agree. But others will not pretend to be your best friend.
It is understood that its mutual benefit.

4) They take, and they take.

5) It is true. The syrian christians or catholics are the worst.

6) Apparently none of them drink, do drugs or have sex. Malayalis are virgins. Lol.
Listen to me. It's okay. Stop letting the brainwashing get to you.
Sex is natural. It is a creation of God. You do drink and do drugs. Your economy says as much.

7) Extremely racist. I was constantly asked to say 'pazham' 'mass' and lectured on 'Malayali culture'
What us your culture?
To play dirty politics?
To try and bully other people?
To drink and beat your wives?
To force your daughters to marry for money? They aren't whores, you know? Although its fine to be one. Personal choice.

8) Stop slut-shaming women for sleeping with YOU. Lol.

9) Stop being so clannish. It won't be pretty if the rest of india, clans up against you, now will it?

10) I had a few Malayali friends, best friends. Rich ass people. But when I wanted to start a business,they wanted a share in that as well. Well, okay, but where is my share in yours? Just like that years of friendship throw down the drain.
And they move on like nothing happened.

11)Never date a malayali man. Hypocrites to the core. You fuck women, you drink and do drugs. But when she sleeps with you,
she's a whore? :/
Get a new brain.

Stop being jerks to other Indians. You speak more of being Malayali than being Indian. Do you realize that we are all Indians?
And you are creating division? We are human beings. Give everyone equal opportunity. If you suck, you suck.
You may climb up through crook, but the higher up you are the harder you will fall. You bet your ass on this.

And karma is a bitch. No wonder Kerala is going to be underwater soon. Y'all deserve it.

Anonymous said...

FIRST OF ALL ! WHAT DID MALAYALEES DO? THEY ARE LIVING THEIR OWN LIVES. BUT LOOK AT YOU, YOU ARE ALL SPENDING YOUR TIME, CRITICIZING THEM. YOU GUYS HAVE SOME WRONG IDEAS REGARDING MALLUS AND KERALA. THERE IS NOTHING CALLED BLACK MAGIC IN KERALA. AND IT IS TRUE THAT THERE WILL BE A MALAYALI ANYWHERE AROUND THE WORLD. AND THAT IS NOT BECAUSE OF ANY FUCKING BLACK MAGIC BUT BECAUSE OF THEIR HONESTY AND HARDWORK. MALAYALIS ARE THE BEST PEOPLE YOU CAN FIND ANYWHERE ON THIS EARTH. THEY DONT LET ANYBODY DIE ON ROAD. THEY ARE SO HELPING AND CARING. GIRLS ARE A LOT MORE SAFER IN KERALA COMPARING OTHER STATES. FIRST TRY TO RESPECT OTHERS. WE ARE ALL ONE NATION. THERE SHOUOLDNT BE ANY DIVISION LIKE NORTH INDIANS OR SOUTH INDIANS. I WAS HORRIFIED BY THESE COMMENTS AGAINST KERALITES. FIRST THINK OF YOUR OWN PLACE AND YOUR OWN STATUS. COME ON, MALLUS LOVE YOU FOR SEX??? HOW THE FUCK DO YOU SAY THAT. THEY DO BLACKMAGIC TO SUCCEED IN BIG CITIES? JUST REVEAL THE FACT THAT YOU CANT REACH UP TO THEIR LEVEL IN ANY ASPECT. EVEN IN WINNING A GIRLS HEART. BECAUSE THEY HAVE A DIFFERENT APPROACH TOWARDS EVERYTHING AND THEY WORK HARD FOR IT. IN THE END WE ARE ALL HUMANS, STOP CRITICIZING OTHERS AND START THINKING ABOUT YOURSELF. IF YOU MEET WITH AN ACCIDENT AND YOU ARE DYING ON THE ROAD, ONLY A MALLU WILL SAVE YOU. TRUST ME ON THAT ONE.

Bhavana said...

U should add one more point. Kerala has highest divorce rate. Totally uncultured people are malyalees and Tamils. Kerala has a state does not have any history. If u look an average kerala girl looks same as Tamil girl. Both Tamil and malyalles are shudra class. I have read the book written by swami vivekanand calling kerala as mental state. Certain thing are shocking to me at least.the naira in kerala was brought down to south by Karnataka rastrakuta dynasty. That was history says they come under scythian origin.totally culture less. Start reading Scythian culture before they come under vedic influence once they entered India. The ground reality of Kerala is very differrnt. What ever thetamil and malyalees try to brag the rose picture of themselves in the internet unfortunately the ground reality is very different of these people with no history or culture in tn and kerala. after i Start reading the history books my precetion of these people has totally changed. I still remember my grandma calling Tamils as low class or shudra otherwise kongas.that time I have no idea why she call these people as such.may be because they rob things and identiy . tamils as no such identtiy. Iseee there is lot culture similarity between marati. Kannada and telegu people

Unknown said...

malayalees are sincere ,hardworking people .They have a simple way of living their life.But they only promote other malayalees . Instead of an intelligent tamil , they will make sure that they get a fellow mallu in their organisation.

Anonymous said...

Fuck u maloo bastard. U don't deserve a place on earth. Dirty depraved souls.

Anonymous said...

Bastards u malayalees will sleep with ur own sisters. Mind u wife selling bastards.

Unknown said...

He can marry whatever he pleases Im European with pakistani punjabi guy for 3 years but in some point is true over there much women dont want to work and expect the husband fulfil them specially materialistic he told me so my partner got burnt from his paki ex-wife. But the question is how would be malayali people without Men & women. Malayalis have Good and special traits other dont have and a sweet language not noisy and loud as punjabi.

vajra said...

All women are whore. All Indians are ugly. Mallus are bastards. Get some sex dolls for sex. Indian women must have the option to buy some high quality sperm from around the world. So we can have some beautiful babies and the life will be better. I am an indian and I feel ugly. Indian males are the ugliest males in the entire world.

Unknown said...

Malayali women are so horny as well they are characterless they show they are very innocent but do tharki

Anonymous said...

Well very few malayalees are good people like my neighbor.. but majority are manipulative assholes.. Mallu majority men are perverts.
Even my colleagues in Mumbai told me if you find any mallu females in train run away from them. Initially I thought they are judgemental people judging unnecessarily. But later even I had experience with a Mallu Christian female friend.. They will drag you into a pit, very manipulative people . And trust me you won't be able to get out of that pit. Your whole life would be spoiled.
Better to stay away from them. Don't even argue with them just ignore them and keep distance from them. Once you start arguing they will drag you more into a pit.
Thank God to Google that I found out many people with same opinion expressed by my colleague and thanks
to my colleagues too. Atleast I got aware about them. I know being judgemental is not good but when your life is at stake you have to else people will take undue advantage and you will spoil your whole life.
Guys and girls please stay away from them and if you can't stay away atleast be alert. The whole world is not mad to talk such shits about them.

Anonymous said...

True I am a malayalee born and brought up in Bangalore but living in Canada I had a very bad experience with a low life mallu from kerala. Cut throat back stabbing ungrateful woman also characterless. I hate mallus from kerala.

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